Terms and Conditions

Petty Parcels Terms and Conditions

Last Updated: Oct. 2024

PLEASE READ THESE TERMS AND CONDITIONS CAREFULLY BEFORE USING PETTY PARCELS’ SERVICES.

By accessing or using Petty Parcels (hereafter referred to as "Company," "we," "us," or "our"), you ("User," "You," or "Customer") agree to be bound by the following Terms and Conditions ("Agreement"). These Terms govern your use of our services, including sending postcards, packages, and invitations that contain humorous, snarky, or petty messages (collectively, the “Services”). If you do not agree with these Terms, you must not access or use our Services.

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1. Eligibility to Use Services

You must be at least 18 years old to use Petty Parcels. By accessing our Services, you confirm that you meet this age requirement and agree to comply with all applicable local, state, and federal laws and regulations.

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2. Nature of the Service

Petty Parcels is a novelty mail service that allows Users to send humorous, gag items intended for entertainment purposes only. The content of the postcards, packages, and invitations is meant to be lighthearted, humorous, and non-threatening.

Important Note: You acknowledge and agree that:

- Our services are not intended to cause harm, distress, or defamation to any individual.

- Our services should not be used to harass, threaten, or abuse any person.

- All messages sent via Petty Parcels are meant for entertainment and comedic value only.

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3. Prohibited Content and Use

By using Petty Parcels, you agree that you will not:

- Send any content that is defamatory, libelous, obscene, threatening, harassing, abusive, or otherwise inappropriate.

- Use our Services to bully, stalk, or harass others.

- Attempt to obtain or send packages or postcards to addresses obtained through illegal means, including but not limited to unauthorized use of third-party databases, illegal surveillance, or any form of “doxxing” (publishing or broadcasting private or identifying information about someone without their consent).

- Send messages that impersonate another individual or organization in a manner intended to deceive.

We reserve the right to refuse service, remove or edit content, or cancel orders at our sole discretion if we believe you are violating these terms or if the content you are submitting may cause harm or legal liability.

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4. Legal Compliance

Users of Petty Parcels are responsible for ensuring their use of our Services complies with all applicable local, state, and federal laws. This includes but is not limited to:

- Harassment laws.

- Defamation laws.

- Privacy laws.

Petty Parcels provides no guarantee that the content you send will be legally compliant. By using our Services, you agree that you are solely responsible for any legal consequences arising from the use of our Services.

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5. Anonymity and Privacy

Petty Parcels offers an optional anonymous mailing service, where the sender’s identity can remain hidden from the recipient. However, Petty Parcels will comply with all valid legal requests for sender information from law enforcement or court orders.

Important Notes Regarding Anonymity:

- Although we offer anonymous services, you may not use them to avoid responsibility for sending illegal or harmful content.

- Petty Parcels will not share your personal information with recipients unless required by law or under investigation.

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6. Disclaimers

1. No Guarantee of Emotional Reaction:  

 Petty Parcels makes no guarantees or representations regarding how a recipient will react to receiving one of our products. Humor is subjective, and you acknowledge that some recipients may not appreciate the nature of the message.

2. Entertainment Purposes Only:  

 Our Services are intended purely for entertainment and novelty purposes. Any emotional, financial, or reputational impact caused by the receipt of our products is the sole responsibility of the User, not Petty Parcels. 

3. Liability Disclaimer: 

 Under no circumstances will Petty Parcels, its owners, employees, or affiliates be liable for any indirect, punitive, incidental, or consequential damages that result from the use of or inability to use our Services. This includes, but is not limited to, legal costs, loss of goodwill, emotional distress, or physical harm resulting from the use of our products.

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7. Refund Policy

Petty Parcels does not offer refunds or returns once a postcard, package, or invitation has been mailed. However, in the event of a shipping error (e.g., incorrect address, failure to deliver), we will make reasonable efforts to correct the issue or offer purchase credit at our discretion.

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8. Termination of Service

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend your account and access to our Services at any time, without notice, if we believe you are violating these Terms and Conditions, engaging in illegal activity, or using our Services in a manner that could harm others or expose us to legal liability.

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9. Indemnification

By using Petty Parcels, you agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Petty Parcels, its co-CEOs, employees, contractors, affiliates, and partners from any and all claims, damages, losses, liabilities, and expenses (including legal fees) arising out of or related to your use of our Services, violation of these Terms, or violation of any rights of a third party.

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10. Jurisdiction and Legal Venue

These Terms and Conditions, and your use of Petty Parcels, shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Colorado, without regard to its conflict of law principles. Any legal actions arising from disputes involving Petty Parcels must be brought in the state or federal courts located in Colorado.

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11. Intellectual Property

All content, including but not limited to logos, trademarks, slogans, product names, website design, and marketing materials, are the exclusive property of Petty Parcels. Unauthorized use or reproduction is prohibited.

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12. Changes to Terms and Conditions

Petty Parcels reserves the right to modify or update these Terms and Conditions at any time. Users will be notified of any significant changes, and your continued use of the Services will constitute acceptance of the updated Terms.

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13. Contact Information

For any questions regarding these Terms and Conditions, please contact us at:  

Email: pettyparcels@gmail.com 

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By ordering from Petty Parcels and using its website, you agree to these Terms and Conditions. Petty Parcels is a registered LLC